undefyinq:

undefyinq:

if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies

(via confirmance)

whistlings:

You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.

(via confirmance)

sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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(Source: vensu, via confirmance)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via confirmance)

hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via confirmance)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014, via confirmance)

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(Source: pizza, via confirmance)

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

(via confirmance)

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

(via confirmance)

blueklectic:

Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen

(via confirmance)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via confirmance)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via confirmance)

distraction:

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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gets me every time

(Source: dog360, via confirmance)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via confirmance)

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

(via confirmance)

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